Good things are coming soon to a website near you, but Her Majesty Webnerd von Sweetney has warned me things might get a little wonky for a couple days while she's working her magic on my site. If you can't access me at www.mandajuice.com then try mandajuice.typepad.com and see if that works.
In the meantime, I'm overdue to change my tag line. We all know this website was named after my boobjuice (we all knew that, right?) and I've been fond of the tag line "freshly squeezed" because given what a horndog my husband is, the girls usually are freshly squeezed, but it's time for something new. I've been wracking yee olde brain to think of something slightly edgier and more badass. I mean, how many mommybloggers do you know who shoot AK-47's on the weekend? But so far I haven't thought of anything.
So, I'll be mailing a fresh batch of chocolate chip cookies (or fudge if you prefer) to whoever comes up with my new slogan.
Ready, set, GO.
You just invented your new tagline!
"How many mommybloggers do you know who shoot AK-47's on the weekend?"
Posted by: Karen | March 24, 2009 at 03:35 PM
Freshly SqueezedWith A TwistTwisted!Just like that.
Posted by: Jessica | March 24, 2009 at 04:13 PM
How about: "Locked and loaded"?
Nicely ties in the guns and the recent blog about alcohol consumption.
Posted by: Meredith | March 24, 2009 at 04:37 PM
You could have a picture of your gun and say "no need to dial 911" for your tag line.
Posted by: Amy H | March 24, 2009 at 06:06 PM
I work in marketing. I should be able to help you out, but it seems I've used all my creativity for the day.
Posted by: Rhi | March 24, 2009 at 07:12 PM
Mandajuice: The Female Force
Mandajuice: Simple yet Satisfying
and my absolute fav...
Mandajuice: Nice on the outside, Naughty on the Inside.
Those were just a few that came to mind. have fun!
Posted by: Katie R | March 24, 2009 at 07:21 PM
To be read and savored
or
Make mine a double
That's all I have right now but it's late and I'm tired - will think on it more tomorrow!
Posted by: Jenni | March 24, 2009 at 07:54 PM
I've got one.
Say hello to my little friend.
I know that I am stealing that from Scarface, but it sounds good. Good Luck!!
Posted by: Krystal | March 24, 2009 at 08:15 PM
Belly up to the bar.
Posted by: Jessica | March 24, 2009 at 09:51 PM
Mandajuice: Not now, sweetie, Mommy needs a Margarita
Posted by: Wendy | March 24, 2009 at 10:42 PM
Mandajuice: Shaken not stirred
Posted by: Kris | March 25, 2009 at 04:35 AM
Mandajuice-Don't mess with her, she's got a gun.
Trying to think of something better, will let you know when it hits me, BTW 10 drinks spread out like that don't seem like it should be considered "moderate" to me.
Posted by: karen | March 25, 2009 at 05:42 AM
I have a shirt that says "locked, cocked, and ready to rock" I think that would make a great tag line.
I am a mommy blogger that shoots guns on the weekend too, ive had the bypass, and i love to cook.
I LOVE YOUR BLOG, keep it up! :)
Posted by: taylor k. | March 25, 2009 at 07:20 AM
Manda Juiced: Been There, Done That! (Thank God the child is sleeping through the night.)
Posted by: 1hot&tiredmama | March 25, 2009 at 08:13 AM
Hmm, do we have to make word play on the juice thing, or are you looking to branch out? My first thoughts are:
Mandajuice: Saucy, Sweet, and Sayin' it To Your Face
Mandajuice: Puttin' the Squeeze On
Mandajuice: Packing the Heat and Still Lookin' Sweet
Mandajuice: Not Necessarily Pulp-Free
Posted by: Jamie | March 25, 2009 at 08:18 AM
Oh, Oh, Oh, I want to play....(long time reader):
(1) Changing the world, one mole at a time!
(2) Gun = Ultimate Feminine Protection
Posted by: Adina | March 25, 2009 at 08:24 AM
Just thought of another!
Mandajuice: Where a Screwdriver Isn't a Tool
Posted by: Jamie | March 25, 2009 at 08:55 AM
"Freshly Squezzed from the Pacific North Wet" Wish I could help I don't have much to offer. I too will be venturing into world of my own domain and really am drawing blanks as to what mine will be. I can't even decide who to host or register with
Posted by: Siera | March 25, 2009 at 10:14 AM
I like the 'freshly squeezed' tag line! (But I hate the wood header...)
Posted by: Kelly from Almost Frugal | March 25, 2009 at 01:47 PM
Well that was fast -- it seems your domain has resolved already, so you should be good to go. Let me know if you have any problems!
Posted by: Sweetney | March 25, 2009 at 04:43 PM
Mandajuice: Same Manda, but now with less juice.
Posted by: Eeek | March 25, 2009 at 09:03 PM
Mandajuice: Served strait up
Mandajuice: On the rocks
Mandajuice: Not from concentrate
Posted by: Amanda | March 26, 2009 at 07:15 PM
More! I'm on a bar term kick, since you're a "moderate" drinker and all. Hee hee.
These are better:
Mandajuice: Belly up to the bar
Mandajuice: Are you ready for a shot?
(get it..SHOT?!)
Mandajuice: Your favorite hot toddy
Posted by: Amanda | March 26, 2009 at 07:23 PM
I didn't know that's where "freshly squeezed" came from! LOL!!! I'll think on the tagline and maybe ask Scott. He's awesome at coming up with these things! (I still get his cookies, right, since he can't have sugar? LOL)
Posted by: Kate | March 27, 2009 at 10:08 AM
Well, I like "freshly squeezed," but if you MUST...
Nevermind. Not feeling creative.
But I LOVE the suggestion of "served straight up" because that's pretty much how you write, too.
"on the rocks" is funny, but too close to the blog, "Deb on the rocks."
Posted by: Jen Zug | April 01, 2009 at 10:30 AM